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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:46
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Still no good.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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share office space ...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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